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Monday, 27 October 2008

  • The Widow Danniger

    The Widow Danniger pursues me mercilessly.  What began as a simple ploy to encourage her affection for my unwanted houseguest soon evolved into a one sided flirtation!  The more persistent the Widow Dannigers attentions toward me, the more morose and sullen my sometimes friend, Glover Piedmon has become.  And still he will not leave!!!  Genial hospitality requires I tolerate his presence for at least a season!  As soon as snow blankets the meadow, I'll  resume a bachelors life!  I shall gently disengage myself from polite company until the Widow Danniger has found a more responsive suitor! Surely that will be only a fortnight at the most as she is very merry and delights in company at her most generous hearth.   How I wish I had not plied her with Tumbleweed wine in an effort to coax her to consider Piedmons' company as more worthy of a more permanent union...he sat there with us, sipping and nodding with never a good word to recommend him while I chatted on and on and on....  One visit and a dozen invitations later leave me more deeply entrenched in her affections while Glover Piedmon plays the chaperon!  How could I not have foreseen this dilemma?  

Monday, 29 September 2008

  • My Dreadful Guest

    Of course I was unprepared for the visitor, a blithe disarray is how best to describe my bachelor housekeeping technique.  When the iron door knocker on the outer door roused me from a much deserved sleep, I immediately assumed it to be Kromist with the weeks letters from Heartmont.  We share the mail, each resident of the Grove adding tidbits then extracting ours when a round is made and inserting fresh news into the mail packet. Instead it was Glover Piedmon, that old lout from the River Bend Grove claiming hospitality. Late and fresh from a downpour, he waddled indoors, tracking muddy prints down my freshly swept hall.  I stirred up the coals, adding fresh reed bundles to infuse the library with warmth and a welcoming glow.  I must admit it did my heart good to see the old duffers cheeks flush with heat and a double serving of brandy wine.  But he's been here two long weeks and seems intent on staying a second fortnight while pressing his suit for the Widow Danniger's hand.  Barely out of mourning and already fending off callers intent on offering the uncertain comforts of a solitarys hearth!  I scarcely know which to feel more sympathy for, myself or the twice rejected Glover Piedmon.  Perhaps I'll speak to the Widow Danniger myself and plead my houseguests cause!!!   A splendid notion! 

Tuesday, 09 September 2008

  • Spent most of the morning hacking and burning refuse from the briar patch.  While its value as a natural barrier to discourage intruders is indisputable, this has surely been a most dreadful chore.  Why must my vegetable and herb garden be coaxed along while that impossible tangle of thorn bushes thrive to monstrous proportions? I will take immense pleasure spreading its ashes when I till the stubble under next spring.

Sunday, 07 September 2008

  • Back from the peat bogs, what a Brownie doesn't do to prepare for winter's blizzards and dreary grey months of carving trinkets for next years SummerFest.  I've resolved to do no more peach pit monkies, no matter how well they sell to the tourists!  Spent the morning scouring the guest lodge for the Uncles who should be arriving anyday now.Airing the gopher skin rugs was quite a chore, especially when a stray from up the lane decided to savage the next best one from Uncle Vinci's room.  He'd hate to have to make do with that old tartan thing from the mud room!

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